The Euphemism Generator

[disalarming]

I was Skype-ing with Roanne last night, and as we were talking, we came up with a euphemism to describe certain activities that occur when two teenagers with romantic inclinations towards each other disappear into a bedroom. It started when one of us said something along the lines of, “Well, we went up to his room, and all we did was watch TV.” That led to us coining the euphemism “We weren’t watching TV!” to describe bedroom relations, and it’s safe to say that it’s a phrase the two of us will use when talking to each other many times in future conversations!

Imagine my surprise when as I was clicking on various links I stumbled upon The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator! Boasting 323,834,700 unique phrases, every time you refresh the euphemism generator, a new one loads, for endless amusement. Here are some of my favorites:

Let’s just say I had a lot to learn about grooming the batmobile.

For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at doing the walrus.

You can’t expect me to believe you were only spreading the slug.

No matter what euphemisms the Always Amusing Euphemism Generator generates for me, I think the one about not watching TV will always be my personal favorite!

Cross-posted from breakthesky.net. Please leave any comments there.