F*** My Life (FML)

[disalarming]

A week or so ago, I was introduced to this site called F*** My Life, or FML. It’s basically an archive of little anecdotes that happen in everyday life that are likely to happen to just about anyone. Generally only two or three sentences, each story is about a scenario that has caused the person to think, “Oh, FML!”

Here are some of my favorite stories:

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I assumed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML [source]

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type ‘allergies’ into the Google Search Box and as I typed ‘a’, the phrase ‘amazing sex positions’ popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML [source]

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML [source]

As entertaining as some of these are, I hope that none of the awkward situations I experience are FML-worthy!

Cross-posted from breakthesky.net. Please leave any comments there.