Asian Vampires

This week’s Glee gave me a new life (or perhaps I should say undead) goal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKc006PzWDE

Tina: So here’s what’s gonna happen… my dad, he’s the king of the vampires, and Asian vampires are the most vicious of all the vampires. You’re going to let me wear my lady demon clothes or my dad will fly into your bedroom, and bite your face off. He’s really pissed. Is that what you want?
Principal Figgins: No, I don’t want that I’m afraid.
Tina: Good. I’m glad we had this talk. Now I have to go back to my coffin because the light is burning my eyes!

That goal is to become a vampire, because Asian vampires are the most vicious of them all¹, and then have everyone PH34R ME! Excellent plan, yes?

(And before anyone asks, no, vampire!Manda will not sparkle. Please. If I’m going to become a vampire, I’m going to be a badass one, not some wishy-washy sissy type that sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight. Duh.)

1. I’m half Asian, for those who don’t know. [↩]

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