34

34.

That’s how old Wii Fit told me I was.

That is fifteen years older than I actually am! My goodness, I am not that unhealthy! (I hope.) Sure, my exercise regimen is laughable (that is, it would be if it existed… unless the crazy amounts of walking I do every day going from my dorm to class to work to my internship count) and my diet is that of the standard broke college kid variety (read: awful). But hey, I’m making an effort! Doesn’t that count for something?

Just wait, Wii Fit. I’m going to get my Wii Fit age down to my proper one. It might take a little time, but it’s going to happen!

Cross-posted from breakthesky.net. Please leave any comments there.