Naked Girls in Dresses

I was out and about shopping with a guy friend the other day and we stumbled upon a black tulle dress with nude-colored lining¹. When I saw the dress hanging on the display rack, I swished the skirt with my hand and made a comment about how I have a fondness for dresses with tulle. The following conversation then took place:

Boy: Why do you like dresses with tulle?
Me: Oh, you know. When you wear them, you can twirl about and the skirt fans out and you feel like a fairy princess.
B (rolls eyes): You’re such a girl.
M: Well, what do you expect? What do you think about tulle dresses then?
B: Don’t care either way. I do like this one, though.
M: Why?
B: Well, at a glance, it kinda looks like the girl is naked underneath this black lace tulle stuff.
M (shakes head): You’re such a guy!

Mature, I know. But I wonder if it’s occurred to him that nude-colored lining or not, underneath every dress a girl is naked…

1. The style and design were fairly similar to that of this dress. [↩]

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