Jun. 1st, 2009

Everyone that enjoys partaking in mind- and behavior-bending substances has probably been guilty of sending a text that they wished they hadn’t sent the next day. Usually these texts are embarrassing for the sender, but hilarious for the recipient, and Texts from Last Night brings all of these texts together – the nonsensical ones, the humorous ones, and the downright disturbing ones! Here are a few of my personal favorites:

(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star… [source]

(301): i thought she was just hairy. i didn’t know she was also a man. [source]

(386): That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It’s not a playground.
(954): Apparently hers is a theme park. [source]

Cross-posted from breakthesky.net. Please leave any comments there.

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