A Post Generator for Lazy Bloggers

Everyone runs out of ideas as to what to blog about every now and then; it happens even to the best of bloggers. All the brainstorming in the world might not be enough for a blogger’s writer’s block, but The Lazy Blogger’s Post Generator might just be enough to do the trick!

The Lazy Blogger’s Post Generator is pretty straightforward. There are three paragraphs that are littered with dropdown menus, and from those menus, you choose which phrase you’d like to be used in that particular sentence. Once you are done selecting your phrases, you generate your blog post, and ta-da! You now have a blog entry to post! I gave the generator a try, and this is what I came up with:

Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just got slapped with a wet salmon – really – I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died… You would not believe how terribly tardy the Victorian internet can be. But I’m sorry you’ll just have to take my word for it..

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, selling my soul to Google, just generally being a delightful mistress to anyone unfortunate to cross my path. My day seems to involve the authorities from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to sun down and beyond. I am wearing my budgie smugglers, but this damned rock is heavy.

I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. Well, I’ll try. The Piccaninnies say I have to!

What post did the lazy blogger’s generator generate for you?

(Happy Chinese New Year, everyone!)

Cross-posted from breakthesky.net. Please leave any comments there.